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Thursday, August 26th, 2004
11:45 am - You shouldn't be surprised.

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Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
10:47 am
Tetris is so unrealistic. What a joke!

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Wednesday, February 25th, 2004
5:59 pm - 32 down 18 to go
So, I copied Tricia.

create your own personalized map of the USA
or write about it on the open travel guide

I knock off Kansas and Texas on the drive to Mexico next month.

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Sunday, December 28th, 2003
7:56 pm - A really funny guy
This guy, misterb1020, is an inspired comedian posing as an Amazon.com reviewer. Please read the following reviews (for a Kama Sutra book and a 5-disc DVD player) and support good humor by going to Amazon.com and reading his other 20 reviews. They are f-ing hilarious and really funny- both! Thank you.

The Bedside Kama Sutra: 23 Positions for Pleasure and Passion by Linda Sonntag
3 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
After trying 21 of the 23 described positions, my wife and I failed to feel any more passion and pleasure than we did before reading this book. I attribute this to her habit of watching television. Reading the book is exciting, especially because of the pictures, but putting these into practice is hard work. Not only is the work demanding, but they're potentially dangerous--especially if you're new at this sort of thing (which we are). Two of the positions really DO work, but we had tried them before purchasing the book. They're the easiest to work with, and the most stress free.

4 of 89 people found the following review helpful:
(2 out of 5 stars) ONLY PLAYS ONE AT A TIME! October 3, 2003
I bought this DVD player because I thought you can play 5 movies at a time. It doesn't! It only plays one, and the other 4 just sit there in the machine and do nothing. If you want to see five movies at once, you'll have to buy 5 different DVD players. That's too many, and you still have to watch them one at a time.

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
2:58 pm - Today, I learned...
That dilemma is NOT spelled dilemna. I should be more embarrassed, but I like the silent 'n' so much better and mm's in a row look stupink.

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

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Tuesday, October 28th, 2003
1:21 am - A mind less bound by the parameters of perfection...
Would not understand the need to create a new LiveJournal to streamline his or her username's across the web. Ergo, I don't expect you to understand the why, but merely to make a choice. Either a) You accept and embrace this, my new LiveJournal, wholeheartedly, offering a nurturing environment for me to grow as the journal's author or b) You refuse this new journal, offering yourself to be subjected to another system of control: the irrevocable deletion of my old journal. Know that denial is the most predictable of all human responses.

While your question: will he update this journal any more than he did the last? may be the most pertinent, it is also the most irrelevant. Sadly, I remain, only human. And what a nerd!

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